| because i hate this place... |
[Mar. 22nd, 2006|03:08 am] |
*******THE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND TEST!!!!!!*******
****************GRAB A PIECE OF***************
**************PAPER AND A PENCIL!!*************
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**************NUMBER*IT 1 - 10!!!!!!*************
*************HERE'S THE TEST!!!!!!!**************
1. Pick your favorite color out of the following:
A. Red
B. Orange
C. Yellow
D. Green
E. Blue
F. Purple
2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following:
A. Cat
B. Dog
C. Fish
D. Snake
E. Parrot
F. Mouse
3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot:
A. Hawaii
B. New York
C. East Africa
D. Spain
E. Montana
4. Pick your favorite instrument:
A. Violin
B. Piano
C. Electric Guitar
D. Drums
5. Pick your favorite soft drink:
A. Dr. Pepper
B. Sprite
C. Coca Cola
D. Pepsi
E. Mountain Dew
6. Name A Person Of The Opposite Sex...
7. Name A Person Of The Same Sex...
8. The Time Now...
9. Your Age
10. You don't have to write it down, but make a WISH
...and then scroll down! (now go down, and you will see the answers!!!
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HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!
Question number ONE:
A. Red - Adventerous
B.. Orange - Fun
C. Yellow - Sweet
D. Green - Wacky
E. Blue - Romantic
F. Purple - Mysterious
Question number TWO:
A. Cat - Feminine
B. Dog - Loving
C. Fish - Boring
D. Snake - Boyish
E. Parrot - Annoying
F. Mouse - Brainy
Question number THREE:
A. Hawaii - Romantic
B. New York - Busy
C. East Africa - Curious
D. Spain - Mysterious
E. Montana - Country Girl/Boy
Question number FOUR:
A. Violin - Intellectual
B. Piano - Popular
C. Electric Guitar - Wacky
D. Drums - Wild
Question number FIVE:
A. Dr. Pepper - Popular
B. Sprite - Wacky
C. Coca Cola - Wild
D. Pepsi - Fun
E. Mountain Dew - Athletic
Question number SIX:
That person will have a crush on you after you
repost this!
Question number SEVEN:
That person will become your enemy if you don't
repost this!
Question number EIGHT:
How long you have to repost this!
(Ex: 8:31 = 8 hours and 31 minutes)
Question number NINE:
How many months that you and the person in number 6 will go out! if you repost this
Question number TEN:
That will come true if you repost this in the amount
of time (question) number 8 says!
Congratulations!!!!
repost it as "bf gf test |
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| Yo. |
[Dec. 25th, 2005|10:40 pm] |
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Merry Christmas, Lovelies! My sentimental Christmas words are posted on Myspace and Xanga, because I hate this place! |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 17th, 2005|09:53 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  devious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | none | ] |
Stolen from projektwired
Stolen from painfulblue
L A S T:
01. Last Cigarette: a minute ago
02. Last Kiss: erm... Lopez? Steve W. Kissed me on the cheek the other night.
03. Last Cry: a while back... maybe last week?
04. Last Library Book(s) Checked Out: i have no idea.
05. Last Movie Seen In a Theater: aeon flux
06. Last Book Read: When will jesus bring the pork chops by george carlin
07. Last Cuss Word Uttered: Duuh.
08. Last Beverage Drank: coke
09. Last Food Consumed: grilled cheese!
11. Last TV Show Watched: the news
12. Last Time Showered: last night
13. Last Shoes Worn: my sneaks
14. Last CD played: pinkerton by weezer
15. Last Soda Drank: coke
16. Last Thing Written: ims with some kid at ku
17. Last Words Spoken: you gotta have my back, mom, i thought we was boys!
18. Last Annoyance: my mom telling "when jess was a kid" stories - currently.
19. Last Time Scolded Someone: just now - my mom
20. Last Web Site Visited: myspace
B O D Y:
01. Piercings: ears
02. Tattoos: fairy and flowers on back, more to come
03. Height: 5'4"
04. Shoe size: 7
05. Hair color: dark brown currently
06. Siblings: Halves: Mike and Dawn, Dawn's husband Sean. Steps: Heather, Zac, Robin, her Husband, Cam, Robbie, his wife, Roxy, and some of my dad's that I've never met.
L A S T . . .
01. Movie you rented: Stander. Never watched or returned it.
02. Movie you bought: Stander, because blockbuster charged me for it.
03. Song you listened to: no one else by weezer
04. Song that was stuck in your head: The Killers - "all these things that i've done"
07. Person you've called: Justin
08. Person that's called you: Steve
10. Person you were thinking of: Steve
11. Friend you made: ally?
DO...
01. You have a crush on someone: huh. Yeah.
02. You wish you could live somewhere else: Fuck yeah.
03. You think about suicide: Yeah.
04. You believe in online dating: Fuck No.
05. Others find you attractive: Oh, if only you knew.
06. You want more Piercings: eventually.
07. You drink: often.
08. You do drugs: not regularly, maybe a little pot on occasion.
09. You smoke: once again.
10. You like cleaning: only on occasion
11. You like roller coasters: YAY!
12. You write in cursive or print: a mix between both, actually. I call it "jessscript"
F O R *O R *A G A I N S T...
01. Long distance relationships: Against
02. Teenage smoking: For
03. Doing drugs: Against.
04. Driving drunk: Against.
05. Soap operas: Against
H A V E Y O U . . .
01. Ever cried over a female: Yes
02. Ever lied to someone: Yes
04. Ever been in a fistfight: Yes
05. Ever been arrested: Give it time
W H A T...
01. Shampoo do you use: John Frieda
02. Shoes do you wear: mizumi sneaks
03. Are you scared of: death, heights, spiders, people jumping out of the backseat of cars, hockey masks hung on poles at eye level, serial killers, and the Great White North.
N U M B E R . . .
02. Of times you have had your heart broken? Fuck.
03. Of hearts you have broken? Double fuck.
04. Of drugs taken illegally? Triple fuck.
05. Of people you consider your enemies? One.
06. Of scars on your body? More than there should be
07. Of things in your past that you regret? Two. |
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| FUCK YES |
[Dec. 8th, 2005|03:02 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  sore | ] |
That. Fucking. Ruled.
I am so happy.
Sledding was awesome.
Great fucking spills.
Lee and Steve (not comedy Steve, other Steve)
fucking teamed up on me and knocked my ass
down repeatedly and rubbed snow in my face.
Assholes. It was great.
I honestly haven't had that much fun in a
really long time. Really. It was great.
Can't wait to do it again.
And now, a list of the kick ass people who
braved the elements:
Stella (extra thanks for driving muah)
Jonathan (extra thanks for going to buy the booze with me)
Cory
Jessica
Jessica's cousin Francesca
Carly
Scot
Justin
Mike
Lee
Steve (army steve)
Steve (comedy steve)
Aaron (from Harling's)
and a bunch of people i didn't know who may or
may not have known anyone else in our group but
still participated like hell and added many targets
for our kill people bowling style sledding battle royale.
kudos to cory for the best spill all night; head over heels
on her ass, stand up, say fuck yeah, and get popped again!
You guys fucking kick ass. Much much love.
For those of you who couldn't make it, we have to do it
again soon, because this was soooo much better than
I expected it to be.
Watch for us on the channel 9 news, trying to knock out the
cameraman who was at the bottom of the hill, and ending up
knocking over everyone else instead. Good times.
Love, Jess |
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| Here's that 7 songs thing. |
[Dec. 1st, 2005|05:43 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | anxious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Death Cab for Cutie - Swing Life Away | ] |
List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your LiveJournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.
I don't even know 7 people on LJ, so I'm going to tag everyone on xanga.
1. Elliott Smith - Jealous Guy
2. The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It
3. Death Cab For Cutie - Soul Meets Body
4. The Ataris - Eight of Nine
5. Dave Matthews Band - Tripping Billies
6. Rise Against - Swing Life Away
7. Blue October - Calling You
Love, Jess |
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| Freak in Bed Test - I got a 56. |
[Nov. 22nd, 2005|06:06 pm] |
Oy. I don't know why I read these things.
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13)
AND NO CHEATING!
SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!
WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR.....
1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
(A)A LIGHT COLOR
(B)THEY CHANGE COLORS
(C)A DARK COLOR
2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD...
(A)SEDUCE THEM
(B)JUST CHILL
(C)CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE THEM
3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?
(A)RAINY
(B)THUNDERSTORM
(C)SUNNY
(D)CLOUDY
4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?
(A)STRAWBERRYS
(B)CHERRYS
(C)GRAPES
(D)PEACHES
(E)KIWI
5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....
(A)NIGHT
(B)DAY
6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?
(A)FALL
(B)SUMMER
(C)SPRING
(D)WINTER
7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?
8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE...
(A)ASTRO VAN
(B)ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING
(C)PARK
(D)ON A AIR PLANE
(E)PARENTS ROOM
(F)ALL OF THE ABOVE
10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?
(A)SPRINT/NEXTEL
(C)VERIZON
(D)T-MOBILE/CINGULAR
(E)PAY PHONE
(F)CRICKET
(G)SUNCOM
(H)BOOST
11.PICK A ANIMAL
(A)LION
(B)LIZARD
(C)SNAKE
(D)MONKEY
12.PICK A TOPPING
(A)CHOCLATE SYRUP
(B)HONEY
(C)WHIP CREAM
(D)NUTS
13.WHICH WAY?
1. UP
2.DOWN
3.SIDEWAYS
NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK=========
***ANSWERS****
1.
A.LIGHT COLOR (4)POINTS
B.CHANGE COLORS (5)POINTS
C.DARK (4)POINTS
2.
A.SEDUCE THEM (5) POINTS
B.JUST CHILL (2)POINTS
C.SEDUCE THEN CHILL (4) POINTS
3.
A.RAIN (3) POINTS
B.THUNDERSTORM (5) POINTS
C.SUNNY (3) POINTS
D.CLOUDY (2) POINTS
4.
A.STRAWBERRYS (5) POINTS
B.CHERRYS(4) POINTS
C.GRAPES (3) POINTS
D.PEACHES (4) POINTS
E.KIWI (5) POINTS
5.NIGHT OR DAY?
DAY (3)POINTS
NIGHT (5) POINTS
6.
A.FALL (3) POINTS
B.SUMMMER (4) POINTS
C.SPRING (2) POINTS
D.WINTER (5)POINTS
7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBORED?
HEADBORD (5)
NO HEADBORED (2)
8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
LEO-5
VIRGO-5
SCORPIO-5
LIBRA-3
GEMINI-4
ARIES-3
CAPRICORN-3
CANCER-4
PISCES-5
AQUARIUS-4
TAURUS-5
SAGITARIUS-4
9.
A.ASRTO VAN (3) POINTS
B.ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING (4) POINTS
C.PARK (2) POINTS
D.AIR PLANE (5 POINTS)
E.PARENTS ROOM (5 POINTS)
F.ALL OF THE ABOVE (10 POINTS)
10.
A.SPRINT/CINGULAR (5)
B.VERIZON (4)
C.T-MOB./NEXTEL (3)
D.PAYPHONE(1 LMAO!)
C.CRICKET (2)
E.SUNCOM(3)
F.BOOT MOB. (4)
11.
A.LION (5)
B.LIZARD (3)
C.SNAKE (4)
D.MONKEY (3)
12.
A. CHOCLATE SYRUP(3)
B. HONEY (2)
C. WHIP CREAM (5)
D. NUTS (3)
13.
1.UP(2)
2.DOWN(3)
3.SIDEWAYS(5)
NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES)
SCORES!!!!!
25-34= PRIESTS CHILD. MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRAGE.
35-49= PRETTY FREAKY BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME.
50-65= TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!***
Repost in 2 minutes and you will get lucky with the person
you thought of.
REPOST AS: FrEAK in BED TEST, I GOT (YOUR SCORE)
Jess - 56. Huh. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 18th, 2005|01:55 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | bored | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Subhumans | ] |
Well, here's something for when you're bored and ya just can't stop thinking about me.
DO IT! Leave your answers in the comments. Because then when I am bored I can read them and cry about how horrible you think I am. Yeah. Right. Do it anyway, though. Because it's fun.
fill it out. you know you want to.
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me as a person?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9.. Would you kiss me?
10. Would you hug me?
11. Have you ever thought about asking me out or dating me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how "hot" am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word and why?
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. What is your favorite thing about me?
33. Are you going to put this on your Journal and see what I say about you?
Well? Are you?
Love, Jess |
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| MIDNIGHT SLEDDING!! |
[Nov. 15th, 2005|03:12 pm] |
SNOW!!!!
It is frickin' snowing as we speak. Or, rather, as I type.
Can't be long 'til midnight sledding, so I think I'll post the info about it now.
MIDNIGHT SLEDDING!!
where: SUICIDE HILL
when: THE FIRST NIGHT SNOW IS ON THE GROUND
IN MIDTOWN KC FROM MIDNIGHT TO
WHENEVER THE COPS COME
who: YOU AND A SHIT TON OF COOL PEOPLE
what: BEING THE 1ST PEOPLE TO SLED DOWN THE
HILL THIS WINTER, GETTING SHITFACED,
MAKING SNOWMEN, AND
~~~NEW THIS YEAR, A GIRL ON GUY SNOWBALL FIGHT!~~~
why: TRADITION, BABY. TRADITION.
bring: WHATEVER YOU'RE DRINKING, STUFF TO
MAKE SNOWMEN, AND ANYTHING ELSE
YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO ENJOY OUR MAKESHIFT SNOW-DAY.
call me at (816) 931-5824 or message me on xanga (www.xanga.com/medea646260) or myspace (www.myspace.com/medea646260) for directions and stuff, and let me know if you want me to put you on the call list and I’ll let you know the night it’s happening by 11.
So that's that. We're expecting a good turnout this year, bigger than before. You should come.
I'll be reposting this on myspace, xanga, and livejournal for the days to come and until it happens.
Love, Jess |
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| rough sex. |
[Sep. 29th, 2005|12:57 pm] |
Sorry, I refuse to break chain letters, so here we go. I'm very sorry, because this is retarded.
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Fuhrer
Date: Sep 28, 2005 5:41 PM
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal
Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH ;)
Post As "Rough Sex" |
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